09 October 2007

The Hokey Poker


"Da hokey poker, one ta watch out for. A spidery water walker, comes onta land ta eat tho'. He puts his left foot in ya eye, he puts his right foot in ya eye, he puts his other left foot in ya eye and he shakes ya all about.....den fills ya wit his web ta eatcha. Dunno why dey fill dey food from da inside wit webbin, but Lurline says dey want more'n jis blood, an dey dont like da skin, so their way dey can pull out da 'juicy parts'. Blech."

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