11 October 2007

Jar Snatcher


"Snatchers'r lot like dem aliens in dat movie, huggin da face an layin eggs in it. Only insteada eggs, dis ting t'row up its guts like da cucumber of da sea, takin' over its vessel like a toitle inna shell. Most times dey end up in mason jars or milk bottles, dey aint too bright, an dey aint much trouble once dey spew. Ah love t'watch'em try'n walk, wit dey heads all fulla juice, floppin' to an fro, dey eye spinnin' round and bobbin' up n down. Hell, dey make me dizzy! Ah aint seen one snatch a body yet but ah aint takin mah chances. Ah kill 'em on sight, stomp 'em squished."

1 comment:

Sven Bonnichsen said...

What a brilliant adaptation! It's amazing how mother nature works with what she's given...