12 October 2007

Katrina Potatoes


"Aka Blood Tubers.....and it aint jis tubers neither, da storm brought in a toxic muck dat changed all da crops. These guys come atcha in a flash, up outta da ground like rats an roaches, an dey root into ya wit their petit limbs, climb ya, drain ya."

3 comments:

Sven Bonnichsen said...

That woman is done for...

But the little girl -- if she just shakes off the Katrina Potatoes -- I'm sure she can still live a long and happy life!

I'll bet those tubers don't like water -- they're land lubbers, methinks. Quick, little girl! Over to the pier by the lake! You'll be safe over there....

Darkstrider said...

Yep.... shouldn'ta left home without a grater. Coulda diced em up an made some Toxic Gumbo! (Or Julienne fries, whatever those are)

UbaTuber said...

"Yeah, dat li'l guls mama didn make it, dunno what ever happen ta da gul. Never did know who da daddy was, guess she's a orphan now, runoft somewheres."